1. What is your occupation?
Sales Reporting Clerk

2. What color are your socks?
White on one foot. Black on the other.

3. What are you listening to right now?

4. What was the last thing you ate.
Maple beans.

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Very, very badly.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?


7. Last person you were on the phone with?
My Mom.

8. Do you like the person that sent this to you?
Not applicable

9. Favorite Drink?
Non-Alcoholic: Coffee  Alcoholic: Red Wine

10. What is your favorite sport to watch?
I don’t really watch sports but I don’t mind watching extreme sports and UFC.

11. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Frank the Cat.

13. Favorite Food?

14. Last movie you watched?
The first 44% of Deliverance.

15. Favorite day of the year?

16. What do you do to vent anger?
Bitch and complain.

17. What was your favorite toy as a child? Masters of The Universe, She-Ra and Voltron and TRANSFORMERS MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

18. What is your favorite? Fall or Spring?
Spring. I love the smell of the grass as it finally starts growing after a cold, mushy wet winter.

19. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses.

20. What kind of pie?

21. Living arrangements?
Alone in my apt with my cat Frank.

22. When was the last time you cried?
Never mind.

23. What is on the floor of your closet?
An explosion of clothes.

24. Who is the friend you’ve had the longest that you are tagging?

I am not tagging anyone.

25. The friend that you have known the shortest amount of time that you are tagging?
See above.

26. Favorite smell?
The scent of a nice smelling man.  This does not mean a man who has doused himself in Axe body spray.  But rather, his natural scent. Mmmm. PHEROMONES.

27. What inspires you?
Mr. Mogwai.

28. What are you afraid of?
Presently, the blank page.

29. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers?
Cheeseburger. In fact, I found this excellent recipe for blue cheese and garlic stuffed burgers. OH YUM.

30. Favorite cat breed?

31. Number of keys on your key ring?

32. How many years at your current job?
Going on six months.

33. Favorite day of the week?

34. How many provinces have you lived in?

35. How many countries have you been to?
Two – Canada and the US of A