mebangsThe Trashy One started terrorizing a trucker town in Southwestern Ontario, Canada when birthed by her momma in 1978. Since then she has developed a wide variety of hobbies including cooking, baking, drinking copious amounts of red wine, horrifying her mother by tattooing her creamy white skin, cussing, watching zombie movies, spending too much money on ebay, chair booty dancing, kicking your ass at video games, and committing various other debaucheries.

I became a first time mom on October 23, 2010, days after my 32nd birthday.  I am trying to figure out the whole world of cloth diapering, breastfeeding, babywearing and attachment parenting, all while keeping my sanity on little to no sleep.